Things I've Learned From Twin Peaks

I'm having a family medical emergency, so today you're going to get these instead of a real post.

Tape recorders are sentient beings with real names capable of running errands.

The only way to figure out which suspect is the one to investigate is to throw rocks at a glass bottle.

Everything you need to know will come to you in a dream. Everything.

Logs are also sentient, and are capable of seeing and hearing people committing crimes.

Being weird is okay!!!!!!